That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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