Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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