he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
