i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
