whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
this just has baby written all over it
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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