Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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