did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
