Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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