Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
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I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
cat food counts as protein by the way
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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