rhymes with "ouble enetration"
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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