these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Randomize
