I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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