well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
tell me about the fingering
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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