how can u be prego again
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Randomize
