Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
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You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Never let your siblings swipe right.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.