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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY

  (614): View more from Ohio

  handstands? WTF?

  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  she was a gymnast

  (614): View more from Ohio

   go to hell.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover

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• (727): View more from Florida

  This is John, I met you downtown last night.

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  Oh, ok.

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  This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.

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