dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
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Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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