..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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