so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
This house was built for laser tag.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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