Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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