Her vagina should come with caution tape.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
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Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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