I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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