Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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