i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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