Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
