wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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