No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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