Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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