I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
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It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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