I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
people are starting to question the shark bite story
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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