You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
wanna go halves on a baby?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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