the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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