ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Randomize
