Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Kiss
Puke
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Randomize
