Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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