"it" just moved
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
He told me they were just razor bumps!
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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