I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
it was like having sex with a tree stump
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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