The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
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