That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
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all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
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My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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