im drinking this country out of the recession.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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