would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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