You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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