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go home
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
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