This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
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I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
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You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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