only if we run a train.
done.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
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