Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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