Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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