party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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