youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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