shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
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We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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