The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
love makes seman taste better
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
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