I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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