My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I have aggressive nipples.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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