He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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