Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
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Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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