Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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