I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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