Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
we made out on top of his cat.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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